21

I had the sickest dream last night. I had just turned 21, and when I woke up - I had a beard. Every patron that crossed paths with me asked, “What?! You have a beard?!” in which I quickly answered, “Yea? Doesn’t everyone grow beards after they turn 21?”

I’m sad. I have no beard.

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